Naked man walks through Trader Joe's, staff remove him


If the guy walked in and he had like a piece of Velcro taped to his ass in his wallet, but he was completely naked, dude, that would have been a better thing. So did you stay, I don't remember if you said, but did you stay at the end? Did the cops show up or what? He probably has the money in his prison wallet. What's up, (name withheld), happy Saturday. Thanks. Hi, (name withheld). Yeah, no, what happened is the guy walked past. as we were walking out and he was naked and I looked at him and I said something like, whoa, hey, where's the party? You know, and I thought there'd be like a camera crew or something behind him. But I realized he was by himself and he was pretty whipped and I thought, man, I probably shouldn't have said that because if he's crazy, he might want to fight and I don't want to fight a naked guy right now. That's embarrassing. Win or lose, you lose. Anyway, then he walked into, he walked into Trader Joe's and he walked around for a good, I don't know, minute before the staff all looked at each other and like, well, what do we do? And they just kind of walked in front of them and made him walk out. So then he just walked back out and he just walked down the street. And so yeah, nobody came. No cops ever came.