Domestic dispute with reports of mutual assault

We had a 1st call from a (name withheld) saying there's a female here who assaulted him and now is refusing to leave.

Then we got a call from (name withheld) saying that,

I'm sorry, we got a call from the other half saying that the male has a 33 and they hit caller in the face, on her hands and her body.

Now saying that the male displaying the thirty-three had to call her earlier today.

That's funny.